Conversational Humor Types

1. How do you wake up Lady Gaga?? Poke her face

2. Joey and Ross (close friends) are discussing in a hospital waiting room about Ross' wife who confessed to him that she is a lesbian, Joey said "So you never knew that your wife loves other woman since the beginning?" Ross then answer "A little louder, please. I think there is a woman in 12th floor in comma who didn't hear you"

3. Jane and Andy are in laundry room. Jane used to live in her rich father so she never washes her clothes with machine before then she says to Andy "Okay, I'm busted. I'm a laundry virgin." Andy then replies "Hmm....so I'm gonna use gentle cycle then..."

4. Matt has been waiting for Lynn for a party, but when Lynn shows up with weird dress and hairdo, Matt says "Oh God, One Lady Gaga is enough, but I love it"

5. Jim is reading a book and finds something interesting, and reads it out to his friends John, "Hey, global warming is not a fairy tale. It's real. Don't we realize that it's getting warmer and even hotter every day?" and John says "I guess Mariah Carey, Beyonce, and Christina had realized it long time ago before we do"

6. Emmy says to her friend who has good a voice in singing but with no luck with parents' approve for being a singer "I think you will be the next Pariah Carey"

7. Bambang quotes from Bible "Listen to this, the words say "Love your enemy, forgive who curse you and pray for those who mistreat you" Then Waluyo snaps "Is that why you now are dating our boss and want me to forget what you said about my girl when you were drunk?"

8. Kita tunggu jawaban Ariel mana yang lebih "Dahsyat" ketika di "Insert"

9. Men are like coffee, the best ones are rich, hot, and able to keep you all night long, says Dessy to her friends

10. Donna : Hey Hills, I think you dropped something...
Hillary : What?
Donna : your dignity...!